So check out the show and this year, instead of giving gifts to your friends and family, just give them little slips of paper with our website address, inside a card. On the card you can write, “Dear (enter loved one’s name), Listen to this and thank me later”. But don’t do that with your kids. They will revolt and possibly burn the house down on Christmas morning if that is what they get. Seriously, give the gift of NTIO to adults. Kids take that shit seriously, yo.